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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:24
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
SpaceX’s Transporter 14 launch today will carry more than 150 capsules of DNA, human remains - Space
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
See the moon shine with famous red star Antares in the southern sky on June 9 - Space
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Minds and Behinds
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
—
Then came..
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Telescope Captures First-Ever Ultra-Fine Magnetic Stripes on the Sun’s Surface! - The Daily Galaxy
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Greetings from Warsaw, Poland, where the flags are flying ahead of a key election - NPR